choose.....

Which one is much more nicer? cooler? and have potential to be a head turner...? i'm a bit confused for i am still in the 'planning stage' for 'it'.

Make sure ya'll choose the best one or my buddy here will karate ur armpit untill all hair drop!!!This is the RED MONSTER, people knew the car in drifting competition but no one knew it's driver alex... (heheheh pity la u bro)Now this... is the BLUE MONSTER, often join the car show competition...... out side it look brutal, but inside it's so furry... (mat bunga nyer kete hehehe.. jgn mare bro)Finally this is Mr. Silver's car... i forgot what the heck he call his car ntah... Ok... my question, which one should i pick as to make-up my DARK HORSE....

my new project...

Well.... it's been awhile since i've talked about cars, and now i'm excited to say that my new project for a twin turbo is nearly complete.... 97.3% ready. So after this is my search for a bucket seat and a few additional meter to place at the dashboard.. hehehehe... a new monster will arise!!

Warkah wat PM

sila baca antara warkah yg aku jumpe kat dlm intenet nie.....

kepado pak lah... PM paling sey sayang...I lap u

Namo sey ni KARIM...pengundi bedaftar DUN CHOMBUNG, PARLIMENROMBAU...alaaaa tompek si KERY yg abah'eh JAMALUDIN tuuu...tak kona'?menantu PAK LAH tu laaaaa....suko bona' sey ngan dio tu...ghaso nk buekmenantu lak...sey nulih surat ni bukan apo...sajo yor nk ucap'an timo kasih kek pak lahsobab naik'an hargo minyak ari tu..lopeh ini bilo hargo minyak naik..hargo barang lain pun naik gaklaaaa...banggo boto' sey ghaso...mcm duduk kek LAS VEGAS lak...HIDUP PAKLAH!!!!!!!

Sey janji ngan pak lah yg sey akan ubah tebiat sey dari makan ikan kombungyg dah merah menyalo mato'eh & pocah bedorai porut ikan tu pado ikan koringyor...sey sanggup bekoban untuk UMNO dan bn..anak sey yg 7 org tu yg dh buleh buek team futsal tu boleh la bekojo lopehsekolah buek bantu mak ayah diorang ni haaa...kok tk bekojo pun buleh lajadi mat rompit kek SENAWANG tu...dapek gak la duit sesikit...buleh gak lamenoruskan tradisi keluargo sey ni yg nyokong UMNO dan bnghaso2 sey ni nk ubahsuai bilik bilik yg ado kek ghumah sey...nk buektompek bolo ikan & tanam sayur cagho hidroponik (apo binchek'eh ni???) seytepakso tanam kek dalam bilik sobab sey tingga' kek umah flat...rebet yg pak lah bagi kek sey memang melampuh2 lobeh'eh dari keperluansey..bilo sey congak2.. sey cumo guno 20 sen yor duit minyak moto sehari.. adola untung 21 sen...bak kato si SAIDA AF6 "ok la tuuuu"

Sey tak pakai pon keto... sobab bilo minyak naik hargo.. sey kono jualdatsun kotak mancis sey tu.. dapek gak la duit....tokih2 pun ado lahasil'eh..team futsal sey tu, sey nak suruh eksesais hari2 berjalan kaki tak punnaik beska' poie sekolah...ado la 5 km...dokek yor tuuuuu...walaupon gaji sey ni rm 1000..sbona'eh terlobih cukup untuk keluargo sey...buek permulaan nk ngubah kehidupan sey..sey tak akan guno'an gulo bilo buek kopi... tak akan guno'an topung untukbuek kodoksey nak ganti'an bogheh ngan ubi... tiap hari sey ngan keluargo akanberposo (kecuali pado hari hari yg dilarang beposo)
sey akan buek minyak masak sendiriitu antaro caro sey ngubah caro hidup..ade banyak laie carosemuo kerano UMNO dan bn...dan sey mintak bona' pak lah naik'an laie hargo minyak yg ado..bukan tu yorrr.. sey mintak bona' naik'an laie hargo tol sobab org sbolahrumah sey nih org pembangkang...dio slalu guno highway, biar padan mukodio...tu la...suko bona' nyokong pembangkang...PAKATAN RAKYAT konon...palohayah dio tu...nnt pak lah buleh la melawat sey dan sedokah pado sey solai kain pelikatbilo dh nak dokek2 pilihanrayo nanti...insyaallah kain pelikat tu sey nk bubuh dlm frame dahtu gantung kek rumah...tapi jangan lupo lak.. pak lah sain otogeraf yor kek kain tu....
Jgn lupo pak lah.. naik'an laie hargo minyak..jgn la diturun'an gaji mentori2 tuuu..siannn diorang...kang apo lak anakbini'eh nk mentodarah....tak dapek pulak nak menyopping sakan kek obe sea tuh...sey totap nyokong pak lah..akhir kato biar pak lah sonang, janji kami papo kedano.. hidup UMNO, hidupbn..

sekian timo kasih..

ps/ sampai'an salam sey kek si KERY samo PATRICK BADAWI tu yor..tak lupogak tuan punyo syarikat SCOMI...sapo tah namo'eh...lupo lak...

pocah kaco, pocah golas,
sudah baco, harap baleh

one of the case...

Disuatu hari ketika aku tgh lembik lutut bekerja....

Lelaki mat saleh australia datang..

Aus :Could i see your manager please..

Staff :May i know what is the problem sir?..

Aus :Nothing big, just to see him bout somthin'..

Aku :Hi there, How can i be a helpfull hand to you sir??

Aus :This!! "pointing to a baby in a cart".

Aku :Do you need a baby sitter sir?

Aus :No!!! The problem is.. this is not my baby.

Aku :Whoa..!! Can you re-phrase that sir.. (i was a bit concern in front of his wife)

Aus :Owh!! sorry..lol. Actually i found this baby IN the lift.

Aku :Pheww... Thank you for making it clear sir..lol.

After almost 15min sembang with him, an arab couple come to reception reporting a missing baby... The couple just came and took the baby away with only "..thank you.." no explaination..nothin'

The Australian gst was a bit annoy (so am i) and i said to him, that how the arab people... imagine how WE.. the duty manager have at least 5-10problem a day.. And the australian gst laugh with his family and in my head was thinking... if only i can beat the shit out of this arab people so at least they know how to appreciate others

hehehehehehe.....

Terluka..

Kekadang tidak bercakap adalah lebih baik dari kita tersalah cakap. Tapi tidak bercakap langsung juga boleh buat kita memberi erti yg salah..... "SMS" juga boleh buat pihak yg menerima mendapat maksud yg berbeza dari apa yg cuba kita luahkan.. tapi dgn tanda yg betul dan cara penulisanlah yg boleh membantu untuk kita menyampaikan apa yg di rasa.
kekadang aku heran.. heran dalam bab nak menjaga ati orang len... kekadang kita yg parah. Bila kita menjaga hati orang, adakah balasan? Adakah yg menjaga hati kita? Apepepun.... Buatlah sehabis baik..